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If Half Life was a movie...

Posted by darren

I might cry myself to sleep at night. Watch this fan-created video and be afraid.

Flying for Dummies: Death to AirTran

Posted by darren

AirScamWhen paying hundreds of dollars to fly, whether your trip be for pleasure or business, you expect a certain level of stability. Your money is an agreement with the airline companies that they'll get you to where you need to be at a certain point of time.

There's a whole host of reasons timing is everything when it comes to flying. Events can be made or missed depending on when you arrive. Maybe you paid the extra money to avoid the long waits or hassles associated with driving, taking a bus or train, riding a tugboat, or hitching with a redneck-powered semi.

Returning from a weekend at Memphis, I've realized that my previous issues with traveling (1, 2, and 3) have occurred through only one source: AirTran.

Drank: The Liquid Depressant... For Kids!

Posted by darren

The infamous 7-Eleven is my gateway to various exotic energy drinks, ranging from Amp'd Energy to Red Bull Cola. Imagine my surprise when I ran across an "extreme relaxation beverage" called Drank that slaps those caffeinated killers into submission with promises to "slow my roll."

An anti-energy drink? Oh this is going to be good.

Drank comes in a purple can with a happening urban logo, reminding us it's cool to feel relaxed. A summary on the can describes the herbal mix of Rose Hips, Melatonin, and Valerian Root that work together to relax the "body, mind, and soul."

I don't know about you, but all those things sound like they can be found at my local nursing home. Just to pound home the relaxation theme, there's a drowsiness warning on the side that suggests I not drink more than two servings within a day....

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Acoustic?

Posted by darren

The day is winding down and of course I'm rocking the stumbleupon. Ran across a neat "remix" of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song by Kay Pettigrew.

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Clerks: The Korean Version

Posted by darren

I'm feeling very random today. As soon as I realized it, I was reminded of the most random Clerks the Animated Series moment. And I wanted to share it with you. WE ARE SLAAAAVES!

Top 5 Ways "World War 3" Will Erupt

Posted by darren

Hypotheticals are always fun. What does a dodo bird taste like? What would the French smell like if they bathed regularly? Would there be a Napoleon complex if he were taller? Well today I want to discuss real current events that might spawn a hypothetical world war. Prepare your bomb shelters.